Crank (2006)
Crank (2006)
Reviewer Rating

A hitman, Chev Chelios wakes up one morning to find out that he has been given a poison that will slow down and eventually stop his heart.  The solution: keep the adrenalin flowing.

The fact that this is totally preposterous is what makes this movie so fun.  Chev takes cocane, epinephrin (epi-neph-rin) and Red Bull.  He has sex with his girlfriend in the middle of chinatown, he rides a motorcycle while standing in a hospital gown (it probably would have been uncomfortable for him to sit), he shoots at and is shot at by a lot of bad guys.

In my opinion this movie was a great comedy, I was laughing out loud for most of it.  With the maps by Google, and the subtitles, and the giant hampster balls with beutiful girls in them it's a riot.

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Rotten Tomatoes 59%
IMDB 7.0
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